my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
This guy would survive a horror movie.
This guy would survive a horror movie.
Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard
He fucking hit him with a lamp.
I love his freedom pants.
i’ve reblogged this like three times and i still have no idea what the fuck is going on
is this what happens when actors try to leave disney
This dude was happily taking pictures of girls legs, feet and whatever else he pleased without their consent. So I snapped my own pic and said “enjoy the internet motherfucker’. He laughed at me. Plz share. #publicshame #newYork #subway
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I was at a family party when i was 4. My cousin had a Nokia and let me play with it. I remember throwing it agaist the wall and staring at it afterwards confused as to why the fucking thing hadnt gone boom.
it doesn’t help that most of us complain about missing lucifer
I have an aniti possession symbol sticker on my laptop and the comments I get because of it are hilarious
